Sunday, September 14

Cirque du Lyonnais

Coming to you from the other side of the plastic wine cup......
I present to you...
Cirque du Lyonnais

In circle number one we have the wonderfully enchanting, highly skilled, expert swordsman,
the very vixen & vivacious...Veronique the Victor!!!!

In circle number 2 we have the incredibly feisty, tempestuously tempting, master of the corkscrew, the painfully pretty putatita from sPain.....Paula the Punisher!

In circle number 3 we have the ever so villainous, dangerous to the touch, daredevil of the dagger, the sexy, steamy, stallion.....Stephane the Severe!

The vixen Veronique goes in for her first victim!! Poor Stephane is helpless against her sensous ways!!

In one swift move she attacks with the kiss of immobility!!! And Stephane is out for the count!

Now she moves on to Paula the Punisher. Veronique tried but Paula is impervious to her kiss of immobility. Now it's a fight of skill! On guard!!!

The battle is neck to neck....who will be victorious?!?

Paula lays a quick slash to Veronique's neck....

But Veronique is no stranger to the master workings of the sword!! She gains control and makes Paula her BIOTCH!!!

Mmmmm....Victory tastes good!!!

Who won.....I did!!! (I made Stephane do this)

This pictures are soley the outcome of drinking a bit more than is considered 'moderate' and the pictures were not taken before the story was, no. Thats just what happens when good alcohol happens to bad people? Or is it when bad alcohol happen to good people?

Anyways here are some more of the events that transpired...after more alcohol.

I found this strange looking object on the counter at the party.....I didnt know what it was and neither did anyone else...don't believe me...look at the pics...

Then I found a pack of these little white filter things that people use when they roll their own cigarettes. Dont ask....just laugh.

*Still don't know what this thing is...

*The fun is contagious

**Alcohol Disclaimer......too much of it is bad!

This is Veronique, the American formerly known as Ceci....signing out

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

You have got to be the most stupidestess person I know. I often wonder where I went wrong, and Stephane, I can't believe you "allow her" to act this way...oh wait you have as much control over her as I do zilch, nada, nothing...And how does she make you do these things, no never mind, i's the power of the "V".